Monday, October 10, 2005

Top 10 Ways You Know You've Made It To Lou'siana

#10...Restaurant seating and hotel rooms are still classified by smoking or non.
#9....All driving directions are given in relation to the nearest bayou
#8....Roadkill includes Gators and amadillo.
#7....Pants sizes come in large, extra-large, and frick'n huge!
#6....Food comes fried, or extra fried.
#5....Sauces come in spicy and hot
#4....When you ask a Wal-Mart merchant, "What aisle are the Clif Bars in?", they reply, "Who?!?!"
#3....When at the 'suggested' chinese restaurant you ask, "Do you have Kirin or Sapporo?", they answer, "No, just beer."
#2....When you're told, "I'll get your coffees to yah in just a minute", you now know you only have 15-20 minutes to wait.
#1....The only amendment is the 2nd amendment.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmm.....fried armadillo....

-Skinny

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there still drive tru daquri huts? just incase you need a huricane for the drive home. Hey Katie and Lo I am very touched and proud of the two of you for your compasion and love for the furry ones!!

-marc d J

10:01 AM  

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